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Mr. Rogers' last, previously unpublished book warned us about Trump

Writing under a pseudonym back in 2003, the late Fred Rogers warned us how Donald Trump, aka "The Orange Piggy" would fail to lead us...

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Oct 19, 20201 min read

President diverting taxpayer dollars, bribing First Lady $100k per hand-hold

Records show down payment on a lakehouse in Slovenia.

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Jan 21, 20191 min read

Global Facebook trend continues: yet another person "hasn't aged a day" according to p

2009 to 2019 photo trend

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Jan 19, 20190 min read

Nancy Pelosi sends President her roll of Charmin for printing the State of the Union address

Due to security concerns stemming from the government shutdown, Pelosi asserts her control over scheduling events at the Capitol by giving T

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Jan 18, 20191 min read

First Episode of Barney reboot explains Government Shutdown in terms toddlers can understand

In the premiere of the beloved children's show reboot, Barney explains that a Government Shutdown is like when you want a cookie (border...

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Jan 17, 20191 min read

Joe Biden weighing whether to run in 2020 with or without human skin

Joe Biden must decide whether to keep his human skin or run in 2020 as his true lizard self.

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Jan 15, 20191 min read

Ocasio-Cortez revealed to be rogue agent secretly working on behalf of a long-dead nation that forme

Ocasio-Cortez revealed to be rogue agent secretly working on behalf of a long-dead nation that formerly occupied today's NARP (North Ame

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Jan 14, 20190 min read

Barry Manilow wanted to maximize teen suicides before coming out.

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Apr 8, 20170 min read

News from the Alt-Left: Lindsey Graham and Marcus Bachmann Come Out, as Lovers

The Alternate Universe Where Hillary Won, Formerly Known as Reality Sen. Lindsey Graham (SC) and Marcus Bachmann (husband of perennial...

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Dec 19, 20161 min read

Trump Finally Googles "Electers"

After a Confusing Encounter with Japanese Boy Band Content, Trump Clicks "Did you mean: electors" Donald Trump learned tonight, less than...

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Dec 18, 20161 min read

Trump Forces Transition Staff to Watch This Batman Scene Daily

Trump Has Based His Entire Political Career On How "Cool" and "Bad Ass" He Finds this Scene to Be Repeatedly raving, "you've gotta see...

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Dec 17, 20161 min read

Trump Does 180, Embraces "One China" Policy

Ships Load Construction Supplies onto an artificial island in the South China Sea for Trump Hotel: Fiery Cross Reef Only a week after...

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Dec 16, 20161 min read

Why Trump's Childhood Nanny Was Fired

May Johnson (Pictured 2013), Trump's Nanny ages 0-9. Donald Trump's childhood nanny, May Johnson, has come out in recent days to tell the...

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Dec 15, 20161 min read

Trump's latest Tweetstorm Targets 109 Year-Old Lupita Cuéllar of Terlingua, TX

Lupita Cuéllar, Age 109. Reacting to a Tweet by her great-great grandson from election night that was retweeted yesterday by a San...

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Dec 14, 20162 min read

Trump Maintains Double Life as Renowned Literary Scholar

Pictured: Donald Trump without his hairpiece and with his mustache disguise as his alter ego, literary scholar Archibald Craddidge...

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Dec 13, 20161 min read

Trump Stiffs Russian Hackers on Bill for Election Services

Donald Trump reportedly refuses to pay the Russian hackers who delivered him the Presidency, arbitrarily falling on the excuse this time...

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Dec 12, 20162 min read

Trump's Pick for Secretary of State: Pump #4, Linwood St. Detroit MI Mobil Station

President-Elect Trump completed his cabinet today by appointing Pump #4, 13535 Linwood St Detroit MI, Mobil Filling Station as the next...

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Dec 11, 20161 min read

Trump Adopts More Presidential Style

President-Elect Trump – finally caving to calls for him to act more presidential – in an effort to find something, anything, he can do...

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Dec 11, 20161 min read

Reince Priebus Confirms: Changed Name at 18 to Stick it to His Parents

Reince Priebus confirmed today that he once actually possessed a real human name: Gabriel Cohen, but that in a fit of wild rebellion from hi

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Dec 10, 20161 min read

To No One's Surprise, Trump Asks His Electors to Vote for Putin

Daunted by the prospect of taking on yet another career for which he has zero aptitude, President-Elect Trump has moved from interviewing tr

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Dec 10, 20161 min read