Trump Forces Transition Staff to Watch This Batman Scene Daily

Trump Has Based His Entire Political Career On How "Cool" and "Bad Ass" He Finds this Scene to Be

Repeatedly raving, "you've gotta see this! you've gotta see this!", Donald Trump led his Presidential Transition staff into his office, lowered the 110" Samsung Ultra HDTV over the windows of his office, and Roku'd over to this scene from 2008's The Dark Knight, which until that moment Steve Bannon had thought was a documentary about how Barak Obama infiltrated the U.S. political system [thinking the title of the film was spelled N-I-G-H-T, giving a name to what he suffered through the last eight years, waking daily to a personal mantra of "it's the WHITE house for a reason."]

As his staff watched the clip, Trump rocked excitedly in his chair, lip syncing every nuance of every word. As the clip concluded, Trump rose and spoke: "This is what we will live by. Great scene. Great, Great scene. The best ever, in fact. I watch this every day and still can't get over how bad ass it is. You're gonna make me this cool. We're gonna do this. I want you to watch this every day. Actually, I'm going to make sure we all watch it every day. This is our philosophy. Can someone run down and get me a taco bowl and an orange Fanta?"