Alt Left: News from the Alternate Universe Where Hillary Won, Formerly Known as Reality

Rounding out her cabinet selections today, President-Elect Clinton named Pope Francis as US Ambassador to the United Nations, a position His Holiness promptly accepted. This follows appointments of Fmr. VP Al Gore as EPA head, outgoing President Barak Obama as Secretary of State, outgoing First Lady Michelle Obama as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Senator Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Health and Human Services, Omaha Businessman Warren Buffett as Secretary of the Treasury, Senator Elizabeth Warren as Secretary of Labor, General Colin Powell as Secretary of Defense and Ellen DeGeneres as White House Press Secretary.