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Secret Service: Trump Suffers from Three Severe Anal Fissures

  • WST Exclusive
  • Dec 10, 2016
  • 1 min read

On condition of anonymity, a Secret Service agent assigned to President-Elect Trump confided that Trump's effectiveness and productivity is severely hampered by three severe anal fissures that he affectionately calls Eric, Donald Jr. and Ivanka.

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